Quotes by Max

A small sampling of the unexpected from Mr. Wonderful:

1. Max is about to take a bath. Diaper comes off and he pees all over the floor. Toss him in the tub and start cleaning the mess.

Max: "Mommy, what are you doing?"
Mom: "Cleaning up your pee,"
Max: "Ahhhhhhhhh, that's a great idea!"

Fast forward 10-minutes - Max by himself in the tub:

"Hey, what is going on here?"

2. Random: "Ewwww, that's gross! Huh, Mom?"

3. We are outside our house and a car drives by, rather fast. Max calls out: "jack ass!"

4. Max is sitting on the couch with a puzzle in his lap. All of a sudden, he blurts out "damnit, damnit, damnit..." (This is not good...and, clearly, we are clueless as to where he could have picked up such bad language...)

His fascination with the word eventually subsides until he becomes frustrated when a puzzle piece won't fit.

"Damnit"
"Damnit"

Sigh...

"Fu*k"

No sh*t. And, not so much as a glance at us. Perfect use of the word and perfect delivery. What can you do...??